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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Yóu ní Bó hai ní)

  I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Pánia Bohiney

  Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Kannie Bohiney

  (White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Chá ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  If a satirical journalism website goes too long without being sued, are they even trying? - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Dhanni Bohiney

  Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Johnny Bohiney

  If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Yonie Bohiney

  My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Monney Bohiney

  (White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Ronia Bohiney

  (White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com