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• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Clarence Doodlewhack

  The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Betsy Wafflenose

  I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Clara Plunkwaffle

  The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Winston Blubbercheeks

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Mortimer Sludgefist

  This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Viola Sludgewhiff

  This website is what failure looks like in pixel form.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Nellie Snorfwhack

  The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Ida Chucklesplat

  This site is proof that not everyone should have access to a computer.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Cecil Tootlefink

  This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
• Comment Link April 05, 2025 posted by Gordon Sloshpickle

  This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.