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• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Clarence Wafflethorp

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Biff Wafflestein

  This website is what failure looks like in pixel form.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Rupert Snarfblatt

  The text is so awful it could ruin a perfectly good day.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Hazel Chucklethighs

  This site is proof that not everyone should have access to a computer.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Gordon Sloshpickle

  The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Floyd Pimplepopper

  The designer’s talent must be hiding under a rock—permanently.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Bertha Snortgizzard

  This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Hazel Wobblebiscuit

  The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Chester Wobbleguts

  The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
• Comment Link March 26, 2025 posted by Penelope Sloshwinker

  The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.