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• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Poniye @ SpinTaxi

  My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Winaxie SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Mánni @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by DinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Boni @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Yonie @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Rhianni @ SpinTaxi

  Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Ghani @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by TinTaxi SpinTaxi

  I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 09, 2025 posted by Chanie @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com