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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Gania Bohiney

  People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Ha ní Bó hai ní)

  Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Dánni Bohiney

  I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Kóni Bohiney

  I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Donnie Bohiney

  I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Doniye Bohiney

  (White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Shonia Bohiney

  I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Qiáo ní Bó hai ní)

  (White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Záni Bohiney

  My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Sáni Bohiney

  (White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com