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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Rónia Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Zonie Bohiney

  I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Luó ní Bó hai ní)

  I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Sanni Bohiney

  (White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Bonnie Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Tónia Bohiney

  I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Nónia Bohiney

  I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Yáni Bohiney

  (White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Soni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Ha ní Bó hai ní)

  Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com