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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Bóni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Zónie @ SpinTaxi

  I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Vonnie @ SpinTaxi

  I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Yhonnie @ SpinTaxi

  People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Bani @ SpinTaxi

  (White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Chanie @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Yonia @ SpinTaxi

  If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Phanni @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Anni @ SpinTaxi

  Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Hani @ SpinTaxi

  What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com