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• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Wani Bohiney

  (White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  (White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Ronnie Bohiney

  My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Jonni Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Jóni Bohiney

  I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Dána Bohiney

  (White) I tapped my card—bar says, “Tap out, buddy.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Chonny Bohiney

  They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by Voniye Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 06, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com