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• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Maniye Bohiney

  My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Róni Bohiney

  I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Luó ní Bó hai ní)

  (White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Monney Bohiney

  I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Yanni Bohiney

  I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Omani Bohiney

  Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Bonnye Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Laniye Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com