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• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Jánia Bohiney

  I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Pánia Bohiney

  (White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Zonye Bohiney

  Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Lonye Bohiney

  (White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Johnny Bohiney

  Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Yonie Bohiney

  I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Jonie Bohiney

  I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Dawnie Bohiney

  My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Monia Bohiney

  The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Williamged

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