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• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Sonia Bohiney

  (White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Mónni Bohiney

  I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Qiáo ní Bó hai ní)

  Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ???? ??????

  Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Pani Bohiney

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by Chani Bohiney

  Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ????? ??????

  When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link March 03, 2025 posted by ??·??? (Bang ní Bó hai ní)

  Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com